• Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

"Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant with the weak and wrong. Sometime in your life, you will have been all of these."

Gautama Buddha (via theantiquated)

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get rich or die trying to graduate from college

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u gotta be a special breed of salty bitch if u hate we dem boyz by wiz khalifa

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solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

(via blackbird-xy)

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."

A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via -theperfectmistake)

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Always reminding myself:: You don’t owe anyone your time. You don’t owe anyone a response. If someone upsets you, you don’t have to engage with them, and you certainly don’t have to make someone feel a certain way if you don’t want to. You don’t always have to be nice.

The best part about getting your heart broken is looking back on it and realizing how strong you are.

proper-penguin:

Broken | Lauren Hoffman

You’re a little bit damaged, I’m a sucker for that
Wanna take you in my hands, wanna bring you back
You’re a little bit damaged, I’m a sucker for that
Wanna fill up the spaces, and be everything you lack